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Xmas Farting Clap Dream Or Clapping Wakes Up My Wife Or V.D. Is Nothing To Clap About Or Fuck It Make Up Your Own Title |
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My wife bought me a Clapper for Xmas you plug it in the lamp and stereo and clap To get them to turn on or off, in the night I break wind and the lights come On and Santana's Smooth floats through the airwaves but I can never let the second one to turn Them off so I get up douse the electriccandle shut off the music lie awake until the sheep Become a wool comet streaking white mutton above my place of rest and I have a half hour sleep until reveille. Brown Turnip The authorities threw the little man in the cell. A huge dude stomped over to gaze down at him wickedly. "I'm seven feet two, weigh 375 pounds, my dick's 20 inches, Turnip Brown, Turnip Brown." The pip squeak fainted dead away. When he awoke, the giant stared at him from the shadows. "What's up?" the big man asked. "When you said 20 inch dick and told me to turn around and turn it brown, well..." "My name is Turnip Brown, but that's a good idea." The giant unzipped slowly, a whimper escaped the runt. |
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