A Void To Avoid

There is only one final judge of writing and that is the writer.

Charles Bukowski 9-26-91


2nd reject from Birmingham,
ad read: rants, raves, anything
that burns and humps your leg
maybe I need to have PMS pyromania
or be Joan Rivers' dog on viagra

"1st batch kicked ass,
but too Bukowskish"

2nd batch "your story
made my rainy day
in Alambama, BUT
was over the top Bukowsko,
I'll have to pass"

Editor sent me his chap,
it's more Buk than me
or it's more me than Buk
I was in the army
when he resided in daddy's
little squirt, he writes
"P.S. I'm from Sturgeon Bay,
brother" I think he meant homey

Obviously he didn't read
my cover bio, I'm from
New Mexico, I know the
zip code, 54235 of S.B.
only because I've worked where
Buk worked, the p.o. for 17 calendars

His poetry isn't bad, in fact
it's damn good, I never blow smoke
too bad I don't have a mag

I'll bet he likes banjo music and cheese

This is a last chance
with no chance, if he doesn't
print this, I'll have a vodka/7,
write more poems that seem like Buk.
copyright bounty hunter inc.

Charles Bukowski



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