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Sex Education
for Plymell
We called her Auntie Tits
her name was Beverly Tittywhomper
she drove the school bus
told us kids to get
our azz on or get
our azz off
On her dashboard was glued
a Madonna, a voodoo doll,
a jackalope, and a mini-Elvis
she listened to classical music
A boy stuck his tongue
out at her and gave her
the finger she slammed
his head between her melons
and damn near deafened him
She chain smoked Kools
and ate Spam and tortillas
once the bus was parked
near the playground
We heard heavy breathing
and the shocks creaking
the principal had his weenie
sawing back and forth
between Auntie Tits' bazoongas
Both their eyes were rolling
around like hard boiled eggs
then some mayo stuff squirted
all over Auntie Tits' face
She wiped it off
on her shit stained undies
and lit up a Kool
armadillo grins painted
their faces in raw sunlight.
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