Mundane Drollery

Only the dead die younger than me.

When the going gets rough, it's time for more lubrication.

If you ever pour concrete in Alaska and awake to the bellowing of a stuck moose. It's better to use a chainsaw than make a statue.

When you find yourself beat, blown, and blue blame Kerouac, Clinton, and Gainsborough.

Some people look at a half filled glass and think of it as either half empty or half full. I look at it and think someone got there before me, drank it all, and had to urinate.

Gazing Into Forever